Eurotrip
A return to the wacky sex comedies of the 1980s, Eurotrip is more than just an excuse to ogle a 17 year old Michelle Trachtenberg - it's actually funny!
Kristin Kreuk
There are many different ways to find out that your girlfriend is cheating on you, but I can't think of one that's funnier. Scotty (our main character, played by Scott Mechlowicz) is just trying to have fun at a graduation party when a very punk Matt Damon fires up the band to sing a song to Scott's girlfriend, Fiona (the lovely Kristin Kreuk). The subject? How Matt has been screwing her without Scott's knowledge. Damon sings "Scotty Doesn't Know" while Kristin does what can only be described as the "uber-hottie dance of lustful infidelity." Kristin is adorable and the song is insanely catchy. Provided here, the clip and, in what I believe is a first for phun, an .mp3 of "Scotty Doesn't Know" performed by the band Lustra from the film's soundtrack.
http://rapidshare.com/files/21095109...stin_Kreuk.mov
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http://rapidshare.com/files/21130270...oesnt_Know.mp3
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Molly Schade
While Scott's love life burns down around him, Molly Schade turns in the kind of topless performance that made the 80s such a good decade to be growing up. (Remember, there was no internet so boobies were much harder to come by). Cooper (played by Jacob Pitts, who could be David Spade's little brother) hops into a hot tub with Molly and through the use of not-at-all-clever subterfuge, convinces her to spend a couple of minutes rubbing, pinching and squeezing her bare breasts. This probably takes the dumb blonde stereotype a bit too far, but Molly's cute and has nice breasts, so it's all good.
http://rapidshare.com/files/21095109...lly_Schade.mov
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Jessica Boehrs
German actress/singer Jessica Boehrs plays Scotty's European pen pal and the object of his epic journey across the old continent (all of which is played by Prague incidentally).
The first clip here is Scotty's nightmare of Jessica giving up on him and giving herself to her German friend. She looks good in pink lingerie and we get a very brief thong flash.
http://rapidshare.com/files/21123380...a_Boehrs_1.mov
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Next, Scotty has a much happier dream in which Jessica is lying in bed, "hoping someone will come along and sweep [her] off [her] German feet." When Scotty arrives, Jessica offers him her body, slipping out of her lingerie and giving us a nice (though a tad dark) look at her bare breasts. Also, bonus Hasselhoff!
http://rapidshare.com/files/21123380...a_Boehrs_2.mov
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In Jessica's final clip, she and Scotty finally get together and celebrate with some hot, sweaty Vatican confessional sex. Yeah, you heard me.
http://rapidshare.com/files/21123380...a_Boehrs_3.mov
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Michelle Trachtenberg
Michelle plays Jenny, the only female member of the gang. For some reason confined to some distant alternate universe where pigs fly and the sky is lovely shade of purple, these guys have never before realized just how hot she is. (Ok, one of the guys is her twin brother, so he has an excuse, but not the others!) Their discovery of the lovely Michelle is played for laughs throughout the film and provides the excuse for the lustful camera pans over her nubile body. She may not do any nudity in the film, but she is, no doubt, the sexiest thing about the movie.
In the first clip, Cooper scopes out the shapely derriere of a woman bending over near a coke machine only to be horrified to discover that it's Michelle. We, the audience, are merely grateful.
http://rapidshare.com/files/21095109...htenberg_1.mov
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