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I hope all you sluts and perverts have a safe and happy New Year&#8217;s Eve, and assuming I have enough cash stuffed in my thong to make bail, I&#8217;ll see you back in this joint next year.  Kisses!

Kim Kardashian does one thing well. (IDLYITW)

Amy Winehouse is in the hospital.  Again. (LitelySalted)

Brad Pitt at Dave &amp; Buster&#8217;s with his sons Maddox and Pax. (Celebitchy)

Heh.  John Mayer has bitch tits. (GB)

Owen Wilson is Kate Hudson&#8217;s love crutch. (ASL)

Draco Malfoy is on the beach. (HollywoodRag)

I don&#8217;t want to shock you or anything, but it turns out that Tyra Banks is an egomaniacal, superbitch diva. (DListed)

Tracy Morgan has a Motion Lotion emergency. (CelebNewsWire)

Sophie Howard has a top on for once (sort of), but it&#8217;s still impossible to focus on anything but her ginormous boobs. (Egotastic)

Jessica Alba is on vacation. (JustJared)

Celebrity gender-bending look-a-likes.  Some of these are astonishing. (CityRag)

Domino&#8217;s Pizza does not heart Snooki from &#8220;Jersey Shore.&#8221; (EvilBeet)

The Jonas Brothers are breaking up. (Allie)

Nicole Richie will guest judge the season premiere of &#8220;Project Runway.&#8221; (ICYDK)

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